Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Product DescriptionProfessor Phardtpounders colon cleaner hot sauce - elixir of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. It delivers heat and an unforgettable island flavor to your meals, to say nothing of the laughs and chuckles it will bring when you put a bottle on your table. You must keep a bottle in your collection at all times.
- Delicious Caribbean Mustard Hot Sauce
- This sauce will blow you away with how well it can replace your normal mustard uses!
- 5.7 Flask Bottle
- Made In The USA
Top ReviewsBEWARE FALSE ADVERTISING: This product did NOT cleanse my colon as suggested
by HoratioCornholer (4 out of 5 stars)
July 12, 2017
Seriously though, this stuff reminds me of my old A1 steak sauce + Heinz 57 mix-ups I used to make, but with an added delightful little bump of heat. Very tasty, slightly salty, and not super hot makes this a good stand-by for just about any foods that I'd normally throw ketchup at (i.e., fries, burgers, hot dogs, mac 'n' cheese, etc). Also dig the snake-oil-esque bottling; great gag gift if that's your thing.
Will buy again.
One class I'm glad I took.....
by The Cool Dad (5 out of 5 stars)
March 25, 2019
The Professor got it right here!! I threw a health dose of this on my dinner the day before my colonoscopy. I figure if I had to suffer, so should they. Needless to say, it lived up to its name. The flavor is excellent and the heat is hellish (in a good way?). When I talked to my doctor about the results, I was asked if I doubled up on the prep they gave me, nope, just used some Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner in addition to the prep. They said I was clean as a shiny new whistle (and I tell you, I was sure whistlin Dixie the next couple days!! My coworkers weren't happy, but I'll be back for more.
More like toiletpounder.
by Shores Family Five (5 out of 5 stars)
March 18, 2018
The taste is hot and yet extremely flavorful and works great for anything you would use mustard on. Use in moderation though! My husband went crazy with it a few days in a row and gave himself acid reflux and had a sore throat for a week, if you asked him he'd probably say it was worth it.
Like a spicy mustard
by M (5 out of 5 stars)
December 25, 2017
This is a very tasty sauce any chili head will enjoy. This sauce has what appears to be a mustard base with added heat and flavors. On a scale from Cholula (1) to Mad Dog 357 (10), this is about a 4 on the heat scale. Not too hot, but definitely noticable. This is now my go to sauce for hot dogs and sausages!
by Ben (5 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2018
This is by far the best hot sauce I have had. I combined it with a 7-11 turkey and ham sub and some champagne mustard and this is the best sub I have ever eaten. When I run out of this sauce I will be buying another bottle. It is spicy enough to satisfy a spice lovers palate but not so spicy that it drowns out other flavors. Obviously it is mustard base and me combining it with another mustard product helped but sheeeeeeeee this is good stuff.
One of the best tasting hot sauces ever!
by Deaththekid38n (5 out of 5 stars)
August 11, 2018
I collect hot sauces of all kinds. This particular one is my all time favorite. Has a mustard base and is quite spicy, but not too much that you'll regret it. I use it as a dipping sauce, on tacos, eggs, as a marinade, etc. Definitely worth having in your kitchen arsenal of ingredients!
tangy- I think this would be amazing on a variety of foods
by Lizzie (5 out of 5 stars)
February 27, 2018
Smokey, spicy, tangy- I think this would be amazing on ribs, probably pretty good slathered on a piece of meatloaf- and it will definitely be amazing on Asian foods.
For someone who loves hot things, it's spicy- in that your mouth will be warm for a good 5-10 minutes after, but not so hot that your eyes water or face turns read. It's actually quite a pleasant sauce (IF you're in to hot things)- if you're not into hot foods, don't. Just don't.
by John Gerity (4 out of 5 stars)
September 3, 2014
It's like a combination of curry sauce and "onions" sauce for hot dogs, but way spicier than both. I like it. Just wish most on-line places wouldn't claim it costs $5 or $6 but that it just happens to cost the same amount for shipping, when in truth any brick & mortar store you buy it from will not charge you less than $10 a bottle. Mind you it's worth it, but just ... you know.
Starting buying this three yeara ago.
by David Delaney (5 out of 5 stars)
December 9, 2017
As title states, I first purchased this three years ago as a gag Christmas gift for a friend. I thought the name was funny. He loves this sauce, really, loves this sauce. So now every Christmas I buy a bottle for him.
by BuffaloBill (5 out of 5 stars)
December 7, 2018
By far this has become my favorite hot sauce. When I bought this I thought it would be your typical crappie hot sauce. All heat and no flavor- tasting like a cigar box mixed with Tabasco. I was pleasantly surprised by both the heat and the great rich flavor. I would recommend this to anyone who likes hot sauce.
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