Welcome to the third edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. Maybe not even second, third, or thirtieth glance. It's a mystery I invite you to spend...

Has it been a minute - or, perhaps, a fortnite since you hydrated? Take a break from your Battle Royale and a swig from the Chugger Jug to quench your thirst and restore yourself to full health. Or at least inject enough...

If we are going to defeat the enemy, we must band together! Soldiers, load your rubber! Is it emasculating to turn an M1911, a pistol some may call "The World's Most Respected Handgun" into a wooden version that fires...

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is...Al Einstein. Hey kids, it's the Slim Shady of your grandparents' generation. The amazing, groundbreaking genius Professor Einstein. He forever changed the world of...

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...

Nevermind the girl, this wallet's on fi-re! / This wallet's on fi-re-erer-erer. / Looks like a bi-fold, but it's in flames / Ashed my cash, melted all my cards / Guess you'll have to pay...

Long to be poppin' zits like a G6? Look no further than the Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator. Even with the teen acne days behind you, and most of those juicy back zits juuust out of reach, this fleshy, pus-filled...

For all the Goldilockses out there who are too hot in their cars in the summer, and then too cold in the winter, Viotek has a solution for you. For all the couples who can't drive anywhere together without fighting over...

The kids (and adults) will still fight over shotgun, but at least with a Noggle hose routing cool AC air to the other half of the car, those who lose out won't melt in the backseat on the way to the dentist's. Or the...