Want to fool your friends into thinking you invested in some really great grapes for the evening? No one would suspect there would be box-style wine in a glass that features a base crafted to look like the Eiffel Tower, right? Keep shit absolutely cl

Because the world is my oyster decanter, here's a Etched Glass Globe-Shaped Decanter. It's for BOOZE. Jk, it's for fancy drank. Sooo... spirits? First you fill the globe with fine brandy, port, or wine. Then, spin the globe to aerate! Damn, that's cl

Because the apocalypse is inevitable and bacon is all some of us have to live for, there's Canned Bacon. A case of 12 will set you back just under $160, but that's a small price to pay knowing that, even though the world as we know it is crumbling ar

After a long night of drinking or-even worse-drinking games that involve the infamous red cups, you're going to need a strong cup of joe to perk you up and pull you out of that hungover haze. Personally, I would not want to see another one of those 1

Nutella. It came out of nowhere (okay, Italy is somewhere) and took the chocolate-loving world by storm. Sure the right way to enjoy it is with your greedy little fingers, but in case you want to branch out from that, there's something good coming yo

After throwing back one too many shots, your chances of ending up in a trash can increase tenfold. So don't you think you might as well start the night where it could also end? Before you take an unplanned snooze in a dumpster, take a nice swig from

Because nothing says "Thug Life" like a novelty ice cube tray, Home Clever is selling this Hip Hopsicle Ice Cube Tray. There are 4 shapes in the mold - a boombox, microphone, turntable and a dolla-dolla bill sign. The product site claims that these i

The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk comes from your mother's teat is the kind that's made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don't even NEED cereal to acheive that delicious taste thanks to th

I have serious issues when it comes to cutting cake for guests. Maybe it's because I've never been any good at geometry. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that when I'm at home, I just eat the whole thing. Before I host another birthday party for m