Thanks to the Handful Boobie Creamer you can enjoy some "fresh squeezed" milk or cream in your morning cup of coffee or bowl of cereal. Let's not be immature about this-at one point in your life you used to drink milk from boobies all the time. Hehe

Deodorant is such a hassle. You gotta remember whether or not you put any on this morning. And there's no way of telling. That rancid smell by the way is NOT me. It's probably the cats or something. Or maybe my shitty neighbor finally died and his ro

2013 may be the first year I will have a slight problem with my age. 30 sounds good. It says with confidence: "Hey, I am pretty much a real grown up now!" 31? Eh. Might as well be 35. If you aren't quite ready for the Lost Count Candles, maybe the Do

Big Mouth Toys brings us The Cats Ass Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Mm, yes, because what could be more appetizing that sprinkling some kitty's butt crusties onto your meal. That one cat has got five b-holes. What the hell, man? But seriously, guys - the

Dogsbutter is peanut butter specially formulated just for dogs. A jar of the stuff will set you back $10, which is expensive considering it's peanut butter for your dog. You know? Dog? Your furry family member WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF HIS OWN B-HOLE? W

After throwing back one too many shots, your chances of ending up in a trash can increase tenfold. So don't you think you might as well start the night where it could also end? Before you take an unplanned snooze in a dumpster, take a nice swig from

Because nothing says "Thug Life" like a novelty ice cube tray, Home Clever is selling this Hip Hopsicle Ice Cube Tray. There are 4 shapes in the mold - a boombox, microphone, turntable and a dolla-dolla bill sign. The product site claims that these i

Want to fool your friends into thinking you invested in some really great grapes for the evening? No one would suspect there would be box-style wine in a glass that features a base crafted to look like the Eiffel Tower, right? Keep shit absolutely cl

The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk comes from your mother's teat is the kind that's made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don't even NEED cereal to acheive that delicious taste thanks to th