Cooking a piece of meat using nothing but your eyes nose and a grill can be extremely challenging. The meat might look and smell done but be undercooked in the middle. You could always use a meat thermometer but that requires that you stick close to

To me aprons are bibs for adults. I'm a messy eater! This is the Grill Sergeant Apron. It prepares you for even the most brutal of BBQs with its bottle opener 3 tool pockets 4 sauce pockets salt & pepper pockets and an artillery belt that holds 6 can

So you're at some BBQ or a potluck or whatever kinda functions it is that you people who actually get invited to places go to and you wait through the line to get your food pick up a brewski out of the cooler and then you are ready to eat! Except...

They say eyes are the windows to the soul and judging by the way my peepers look when I wake up in the morning my soul is droopy haggard bloodshot and has a hard time staying open. This cutesy heat activated Wake Up Mug is on the same page. Pre-coffe

Thanks to the Handful Boobie Creamer you can enjoy some "fresh squeezed" milk or cream in your morning cup of coffee or bowl of cereal. Let's not be immature about this-at one point in your life you used to drink milk from boobies all the time. Hehe

Deodorant is such a hassle. You gotta remember whether or not you put any on this morning. And there's no way of telling. That rancid smell by the way is NOT me. It's probably the cats or something. Or maybe my shitty neighbor finally died and his ro

2013 may be the first year I will have a slight problem with my age. 30 sounds good. It says with confidence: "Hey, I am pretty much a real grown up now!" 31? Eh. Might as well be 35. If you aren't quite ready for the Lost Count Candles, maybe the Do

Big Mouth Toys brings us The Cats Ass Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Mm, yes, because what could be more appetizing that sprinkling some kitty's butt crusties onto your meal. That one cat has got five b-holes. What the hell, man? But seriously, guys - the

Dogsbutter is peanut butter specially formulated just for dogs. A jar of the stuff will set you back $10, which is expensive considering it's peanut butter for your dog. You know? Dog? Your furry family member WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF HIS OWN B-HOLE? W