Technology and waffles come together in one compact and delicious package to help you make breakfast the geekiest meal of the day. With the keyboard waffle iron you'll be able to make long, QWERTY style waffles shaped like your computer's keyboard.

May the toast be with you as you sit down to enjoy a well balanced breakfast courtesy of the Darth Vader toaster helmet. Shaped like Vader's iconic helmet, the toaster brands each slice of bread with the famous Star Wars logo on each side.

Stop wasting your time trying to open jars with those puny noodles you call arms - because now you can employ the services of the automatic jar opener and easily pop up the top of your favorite foods while weeping over your diminutive physique.

Two of mankind's greatest foods have finally joined forces to improve the movie-watching experience. Every gluttonous kernel of the bacon flavored microwave popcorn comes bathed with an intoxicating aroma that'll make anyone salivate.

Create a chic environment at your next get together by serving up drinks in these light up glasses. Each of these highball glasses hold up to 16 ounces and emits a bright and colorful light from the bottom that lights up the entire glass giving it an

Get ready to combat the day ahead of you by energizing yourself with your favorite caffeinated beverage served out of the ninja mug. It features a removable hood koozie, a built-in ninja star coaster, and a deadly stirring sword.

There's no excuse for eating like a savage when venturing into the great outdoors when you bring along these interlocking portable eating utensils. Whether you need a spoon, fork, or knife, this ultra compact package has it all.

Avoid sticky messes all over the kitchen by having the kids and elderly folk serve their drinks using the drink pouring aide. This ultra useful device allows you to serve a heavy gallon size plastic bottle effortlessly with a single finger without sp

Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you - and the courier will take care of the rest.