Satan's Blood Hot Sauce 800,000 Scoville

Product Description

If you fancy your food spicy and hot as hell, it's time to sit down to dinner with the Devil! Satans Blood Hot Sauce comes in a blood vial shaped bottle with over 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract. The... [Read more]

Top Reviews

It's hotter than it lets on
by HH6 (5 out of 5 stars)
January 31, 2018

My husband, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of hot sauces, was originally skeptic because of the "800,000 scoville" thing. He has Dave's Insanity, Dave's Ultimate Insanity, and Mad Dog 357, so he didn't think it would be very hot in comparison.

Turns out, it's effectively hotter than most. He claims the only thing hotter is the Ultimate Insanity, but he prefers the flavor of this one.

I accidentally got some on my hand it while cleaning up dinner and then touched my face. I had to keep an ice cube on my cheek for over an hour. I will never see the appeal of this stuff. People who like burning hot stuff are weird.
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Exactly what you pay for! - Delivers a kick without the awful, spicy smell.
by Terry Howell (5 out of 5 stars)
March 13, 2017

Bought this for my dad after seeing it at a friends house. My dad LOVES anything spicy, but low and behold he was not prepared for the digestive destruction that would soon occur. Being hard headed, he ingested this hellacious product (in chili) with tears streaming down his face. Trying to be the tough guy didn't pay of this time, as 30-60 minutes later the toilet was practically overflowing. Use product with caution. A DROP is plenty for an ENTIRE pot of chili. A drop is hot enough that the normal, non-spice lover will HATE.

Pros:

Incredibly hot (10/10)

No horrible, spicy smell, so overall good for pranks (I personally recommend putting it in chili!)

Interesting design, name, and bottle. Usually strikes fear into its victim's eyes after ingestion.

Cons:

There are no cons to this product. You get what you pay for. Satan's blood will turn the strongest man into a wimpy little girl.
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I now sit on the toilet with my Cell in one hand calling the local fire department (sitting on a bow
by Gianan (5 out of 5 stars)
December 25, 2017

My sister bought me a bottle of this for Christmas.

I now sit on the toilet with my Cell in one hand calling the local fire department (sitting on a bowl full of flames sounds like something they can help me with) and my smart phone in the other, typing up this review. All I did was lick the stopper! how was I to know I'd be blasting hellfire out of my other end?!
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My friend cried for 1/2 an hour.
by Sega (5 out of 5 stars)
January 11, 2018

My buddy and I each tried a toothpick's worth of this stuff, just to see if it was as strong as advertised. I'm a huge hot sauce buff, and my buddy is okay with getting "hot" wings on restaurant menus.

Well, it certainly brought a tear to my eye, but I couldn't focus on my own pain as I was laughing too hard from the accidental manslaughter charges I would soon be facing.

I've never seen a 100% dark skinned Italian turn fire-truck red before. Tears were flowing fast enough that if he just shouted "woo-woo" he could have been a fire-truck.

Overall, great extract. I highly recommend giving to unsuspecting friends. It transforms them into EMS vehicles, which they may need afterwards.
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Most have supernatural sauce
by gordon grove (5 out of 5 stars)
January 3, 2015

Was able to raise the anti-Christ and summon demons with ease. Also great with chili
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my eyes flooded with tears and my nose ran like it was sprinting the Boston marathon
by Steve (5 out of 5 stars)
May 22, 2017

There isn't much to say about the heat because it's sheer pain! I was concerned with touching the stuff and then inadvertently touching my eyes, but I tasted a few drops and almost instantly my mouth started watering, my eyes flooded with tears and my nose ran like it was sprinting the Boston marathon! All this happened as I was trying to wash it away with milk. My daughter and wife said they should have recorded a video for YouTube so other people could learn what "stupid" was and see the effects! 24 hours later, the gas is so foul it's burning all of my butt-hairs and the nose hairs of innocent bystanders!
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Ultimate Euphoria
by Cheesecake (5 out of 5 stars)
March 23, 2017

This sauce is perfect and absolutely worth the money for its size. I am a chili head. I live for the heat, I love to challenge myself with hot sauces, peppers, and extracts. This sauce has wondrous flavor, texture, body, and color. There is a warning label on the bottle that says "this is not a hot sauce." I use it as a hot sauce though. I put it on everything. Now here is my only warning: It will desensitize you to other peppers and sauces. I have been eating satans blood for about a week and a half now and my mouth is pretty much impervious to everything. I realized this when I bought some red hot chili peppers and was able to eat them whole. I thought the peppers were bad so I bought some habaneros and the same thing happened. I am able to eat entire habaneros while tasting nothing but the flavor -there is no heat-. This is both satisfying and frustrating. I have increased my threshold for pain but I have also reduced my sensitivity so I cant enjoy the pain of spicy foods. I am even growing stronger towards the satans blood. When I first opened it, I was only able to eat a drop at a time, then it became multiple drops, and now I am dousing my food in satans blood. It is the only way to get a burn. Now I will explain my headline

Ultimate Euphoria: the first few times I ate satans blood I experienced something I haven't before with hot sauce or peppers. It burned my mouth so bad that I was knocked back in my seat, and the room started spinning. there was a heavy ringing in my ears and everything seemed to be moving in slow motion. This to me, was an amazing feeling brought on by the intense heat of the extract. I have been trying to get that feeling back but I cant seem to find that burn again and its really bumming me out. I wonder if chili peppers can induce hallucinations, I feel like I came pretty close.

TL;DR:

Tastes Like: Oleoresin Capsicum (pepper spray). I have eaten pepper spray multiple times and love the flavor. SB tastes like a less chemically version of pepper spray

Looks like: Actual Blood

Burn level: Extremely high. Quite possibly dangerous for the untrained mouth. not recommended for pranking friends.
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We had a party over the weekend and I was able to convince one poor soul to join me
by Cowboy615 (5 out of 5 stars)
July 10, 2017

Wow. I didn't want to try without someone else trying at the same time. We had a party over the weekend and I was able to convince one poor soul to join me. The first 20 seconds it tastes great and is uneventful. Then, it's like you got pepper sprayed and tasered directly in the mouth followed by chugging jet fuel. I was certain the pain would never stop. I sat with my tongue under running water for 15 minutes. Amazing gift or challenge item for any friend who claims they love hot sauce. Packaging is nice and it actually looks like blood.
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Happy to be an observer
by Jenn (5 out of 5 stars)
December 30, 2017

Gave as a gift to a friend who is a hot sauce enthusiast. I carefully explained that this was not something he was going to pour on his eggs every morning, and he read the label with all its warnings about skin contact and mixing it into food. He took this to mean 4-5 drops in a bowl of chili, and I suggested he start with a few drops in the whole pot instead. He shook it up, opened it, smelled it, made a face... and then stuck his tongue on the tiny drop on the cap. He was fine, for 2 seconds. Then the color drained from his face, from the hairline down. A sheen of sweat appeared and he looked panic-stricken, his eyes red and watering. There was astonishment, followed by cursing, followed by an inability to speak for a moment, then when the physical ability to make sound returned, coherent words did not. After 10-15 minutes he said it was slowly getting better, but later clarified that it only was better because his entire tongue had gone completely numb. This numbness lasted a good 30 minutes. He was fascinated, enthralled, and could not put the bottle down, but he handled it as one might handle a venomous snake - captivated, but with careful respect and a dose of outright fear. I believe he's in love.
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Great additive
by The Pining Poet (4 out of 5 stars)
August 13, 2018

I like to add a few drops of this in with a mustard, or non-spicy sauce when preparing dishes to add a little kick to them. It does a very good job of adding the heat without a lot of the bitter flavor that extracts can give. It is possible to use too much and you will start to get the extract flavor, but it is not unbearable.

Works great in chilis and soups as well. I didn't see refrigeration instructions on the bottle or packaging, but I store this in my fridge when not in use. As such the syrupy constancy thickens much like when using honey. If storing in the fridge, run it under a little hot water and should be good to go.

Will definitely buy more of this in the future.

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