This alphabet isn't adult just because A is for Anus, but also because of the accompanying anatomical representation author Max Willy has selected to make sure everyone knows what an anus is. Stick out your pointer finger...
That's a nice strap-on you've got there, ma'am, but I think it could use a little more color...
The future of the human race is in big trouble now that automatic blowjob machines exist. It features a powerful motor, 3 rows of beads, and a triple gripping mechanism that'll produce eruptions so powerful you'll never want to go on another date ever again.
Ditch those heavy straps and give yourself a more natural and nurturing way to carry your newborn by placing your baby inside the Lalabu dad shirt. It comes with a giant front center pouch that is designed to calm your baby and encourage bonding.
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Turn heads anywhere you go by riding around with a big ol' pair of dangling testicles hanging off the back of your seat. The eye-catching design of this bicycle light coupled with the impossibly bright neon pink glow will ensure you get noticed by drivers while riding.
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