Get the test results you need while avoiding the awkwardness at the doctor's office by using this at-home STD test kit. It's discreet, as accurate as in-clinic procedures, tests for the top high risk infections, and delivers results in just 3 days.
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book...
So you're probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for...
At long last, the terrifying truth has been revealed! Originally published in 1760 - an age of enlightenment and scientific advancement - Diseases Caused By Masturbation is a medical treatise that examines the horrific side-affects that occur from diddling yourself!
Make your wildest fantasies come to life with The Fetish Coloring Book. This NSFW adult themed book comes filled with image after image depicting the kinkiest of fetishes, while showing equal parts male and female naughty bits.
Enter here to win a pair of your very own! Yes you read that right - an opportunity to score Elephant Boxers for free. Dreams really do come true!
This is soap made in the shape of a ring to suds up your hang down. It's appropriately called Weener Kleener. Or maybe inappropriately, actually, now that I think about it. One of my biggest pet peeves is when a product name is spelled all kooky for no good raisin reason. Especially in this case! It already rhymes, why you gotta spell it all weird? And what's with the K? Wouldn't a C suffice? I disagree with everything going on here! Including the whole selling a soap with a hole in it so you can stick your wiener in there. Just use a wash cloth like a normal person! Or a shower scrunchie if you're trying to be fancy. Which I am.
You know Furries? This book reminds me of that. Crayons, coloring, and coloring are for kids. Sex is not. See the connection? Sex Position Coloring Book: Playtime for Couples is this first-ever (thank goodness for that) interactive intercourse guide that partners can color in together. Like side by side? Naked? We can only assume so. The book includes 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions. It's prime eligible on Amazon, so you know what you'll be bringing to the holiday office gift exchange!
Spice up your home's decor by hanging up the visually stimulating Nature's Dick Pics calendar. Each month highlights a unique and exotic natural location where an impressive and robust rock formation naturally protrudes high into the sky - resembling an erect penis.