Floating Cocktail Table
Product Description4 Built-in cup holder. 1 Built-in ice bucket holder. Made with fade-proof, stain-resistant, mold/mildew resistant, worry free Sunbrella Marine Fabric for lots of outdoor enjoyment. Shown in Pacific Blue. Various options available. Warranty: 60 days. 28 in. L x 28 in. W x 8 in. H (5 lbs.). Enjoy your favorite beverages or snacks from the center of the pool, ocean or lake. Socialize with family and friends with this convenient float made to accommodate 4 cocktail glasses with an ice bucket in the center. Keeps your drinks refreshingly cool! Attachable to any Kai Lounge to keep your libations close by!
- Features. Built in connecting strap attaches to any Kai. Dimensions: 28" x 28".
- Manufacturer's limited 90 day warranty from time of purchase. Color: Pacific Blue. Made in Dominican Republic.
- Model: FL23101.
by Jack the Shipper (2 out of 5 stars)
March 22, 2016
I've made a lot of enemies over the years. That's just a part of being rich in this country, it comes with the territory. Consequently, I've lost a lot of friends. Good friends. The kind of friends you invite over for a pool party one day. You're so blinded by your career, that you don't see the signs. No one returns your calls, responds to your Evites. There's a void, you see. A gap in the peripheral of your life that's filled with the ecstasy that money affords. You buy these material things to fill that gap, a new fancy car- a house overlooking the sea- art from an artist whose name you'll never pronounce correctly because you just can't be bothered. All of this in an attempt to impress your friends and family, the very one's you've pushed to the side in order to obtain these things.
So you invite them all over, because now- after all the sacrifice- you desire companionship. Because this is the best thing you can do for those people. To show them how much you've accomplished by letting them into your world for just a brief moment. To let them eat caviar by the pool. To let them swish their expensive wine around and laugh and say "I didn't know you owned an original whatsername." You do this not even because you admire or even like these people, but because you need them to see you. To know what you've done. And only then can you say "thank you, that means a lot."
But then you wake up the next morning, hungover, floating on a half-deflated pool chair. Your place is trashed. There are mysterious stains everywhere. Your fancy car is beached on the shore. Your art has a head-sized hole punched through it. Everyone has left you behind. And when this blow-up cocktail table floats by with four untouched drinks and a pile of slightly rotting fruit, only then do you begin to realize just how alone you really are.
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