Do you believe in the power of the human mind? If you said yes, and you are not a Buddhist monk, yogi master, hypnotist, or cult leader, you probably also believe in The Force. But while belief in The Force is one thing...

The lowest frequency noise a human ear can detect: a mouse. The highest: Mariah Carey. At least according to one points-for-creativity-deserving test taker included in F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers....

There is one in every neighborhood. Her lawn is left unkempt all summer. The paint is slowly chipping away from the outside of her house. You fear having any type of interaction with her. And of course, what she lacks...

Time to go through your closet and dig out all of those classic super nintendo games. You knew there was a reason not to give those to charity. Told you mom! The Supaboy Pocket SNES is essentially a gameboy for your old...

In a pickle because you skipped the birth of your first child to compete in the 2011 CrossFit Games? Make it up to your wife, and prepare your bundle of joy for the road of high intensity interval training that lies ahead...

Don't just make sure they see you coming, make sure they have a seizure when they see you coming! Monkey Lights elicit ocular anarchy in 32 LED colors with programmable patterns, and maintain their function in all weather...

The nocturnal trouble maker's dream. Powered with UV light, you can now tarnish bridges, overpasses and subway stations without fear of your genius being hidden once the sun goes down. It's very complicated vandalism...

Let's face it... kids are gonna try and eat the damn bubbles anyway. So rather than having them inadvertently wash their own mouths out with the soapy bubble taste (lest it make them immune to future punishments for cursing)...

Where is the dog? Do they include a dog? Somebody tell them they need a very dumb and awesome brown dog. Maybe including the dog would put them past that $99.99 price point that is so important. That's the only way I...