The nocturnal trouble maker's dream. Powered with UV light, you can now tarnish bridges, overpasses and subway stations without fear of your genius being hidden once the sun goes down. It's very complicated vandalism...

Let's face it... kids are gonna try and eat the damn bubbles anyway. So rather than having them inadvertently wash their own mouths out with the soapy bubble taste (lest it make them immune to future punishments for cursing)...

Where is the dog? Do they include a dog? Somebody tell them they need a very dumb and awesome brown dog. Maybe including the dog would put them past that $99.99 price point that is so important. That's the only way I...

These make a lot of sense actually. The paddle essentially becomes your hand giving you much finer control over each forehand slam and backhand slice. Great for beginners and experts alike....

These are fully operational replicas from the classic Mario Kart series on Nintendo and they're pretty damn awesome. Great gift for any Nintendo or Mario Kart fan. Best part, no blue shells to snatch defeat from the jaws...

Transform your crappy attempt at folding an air-worthy plane from a piece of paper into a wonder of technology only the 21st century can provide. Yes, now even the simplest form of transportation, the paper airplane has...

This is a big ass shark that gets filled with helium so you can control who you'd like to kill with it. Check out the video after the jump for a better visualization of what I'm saying here. This thing looks pretty awesome...

Transform your little tike into Lloyd, the illustrious warrior ninja with this LEGO ninja costume. Based on the mighty green ninja from the Ninjago series, this green ensemble includes the green pants, tunic, LEGO hands, and mask.

Make robotics fun for your young inventor with this DIY robot building kit. The kit comes with over 600 interlocking parts that snap together and work alongside an app that provides step-by-step instructions on how to construct different models.