Stop Tweeting And Go The F*ck To Sleep

Product Description

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.

With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.

Top Reviews

A Laugh in Every Line
by lover of books (5 out of 5 stars)
December 5, 2017

This is a bedtime story truthful and frightening. The author "hit it out of the park" accurately portraying the abyss the Office of the President of the United States has fallen. It is unfortunate that all is required is copying directly from the Twitter account of POTUS 45.
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Brilliant
by Tony (5 out of 5 stars)
December 17, 2017

I don't care what your politics are. This is hilarious. And depressingly rooted in so much truth. Turn off the news for a few minutes and enjoy this. We could all use a break, and this book delivers one.
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A great bedtime story for the lil' president in your life
by B (5 out of 5 stars)
December 1, 2017

He won't know what all the words mean but he'll love the pictures at least!
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Engaging!
by Andrew R. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 5, 2017

I could easily declare that this book has been thought about by any sane American at least one during Trumps presidency.
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Yup.
by Rattlehead (5 out of 5 stars)
December 7, 2017

"Unfortunately," it's an accurate portrayal of King Covfefe. Kudos. I'm sure that, in the very near future, you'll have much more material... for a series of sequels.
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You Must read this
by Phylis's daughter-in-law (5 out of 5 stars)
December 21, 2017

Hilarious! A must-read for anyone related to a toddler or governed by one.

Possibly you should preread before reading outloud to granny..
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Not worth it
by KB (1 out of 5 stars)
January 31, 2019

Meh. Book is not great. No real thought, just capitalized on using the F word. Could be really funny, Trump is an easy target, however this is a miss.
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Perfect.
by AlyssaR. (5 out of 5 stars)
January 10, 2018

Excellent! Very funny with lots of hidden gems to find. Unfortunately too true...
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Funny book. Wish it wasn't so close to reality
by Nordeast74 (5 out of 5 stars)
February 14, 2018

Funny book. Wish it wasn't so close to reality.
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Impotant reading for young kids!
by WKR (5 out of 5 stars)
December 17, 2017

Loooove this!

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