Public Toilet Survival Kit
Product DescriptionDon't venture into another cesspool of filth - otherwise known as public bathrooms - without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes ... [Read more]
- Comes in 3.75" tall tin
- Includes one toilet seat cover, 2 antiseptic wipes
- Also one pair of latex-free disposable gloves is included
- Includes ( 1 ) each per order
Top Reviews... purchased as a "gag gift" for one of my best buddies. He is indescribably concerned with things
by Derek (5 out of 5 stars)
September 6, 2016
This was purchased as a "gag gift" for one of my best buddies. He is indescribably concerned with things being neat and clean. It turns out, he took it as quite the thoughtful gift and put it in the glove-box of his car for safe-keeping, right next to his emergency tourniquet and First Aid kits.
On one fateful evening, my friend, whom we'll call "Ted" was on a date with a woman, whom we'll call "Erin." Ted and Erin had been dating for several months, and had taken a weekend trip to Northern Utah for some skiing. While on the drive back from their weekend trip, both of them were feeling the butterflies and the rest of that romantic nonsense.
On the drive down the mountain, my friend began to feel the all-to-familiar rumble of Dear Old Uncle Diarrhea within his nethers. Not wanting to break the Bowel Barrier with his date, he asked if she would like to take a rest stop at a nearby gas station, which she agreed to.
Upon arriving, he tried to daintily approach the restroom, while clenching with every ounce of power he had. As he tells it, the stench of the men's room could be had from ten feet before he entered. Much to his dismay, fecal matter appeared to cover the walls, toilet, and floor. With that sight, he hurried to his car for his Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit, and began to do his business.
Although Erin eventually decided that Ted was too much of a neat freak for her to continue dating him, Ted reported that the Survival kit saved the date; he was able to do his business cleanly, and his date was none the wiser.
by Mollie (5 out of 5 stars)
April 19, 2019
Bought as a gag gift for my b/f for Christmas. He's a conductor for BNSF and refuses to use the toilets on the train since they are nasty. He loved it enough to show his coworkers!
#1 For Going #2
by Admiral Schmickover (5 out of 5 stars)
March 17, 2015
Purchased this as a gag gift and it actually ended up coming in handy. In fact, the recipient restocks the kit with much more cost-effective items and keeps it in the car. The kit is about the size of a Band-Aid case and contains 2 wipes, 1 pair of gloves, and 1 seat cover. The kit also includes a handy survival guide/instructions. With kids, you never know when you're going to need a Public Toilet Survival Kit, but it's always ready when you need to do your...Duty.
She loved them and said they are very useful for when ...
by Julie F. (5 out of 5 stars)
February 3, 2017
Purchased as a joke gift for a germaphobe. She loved them and said they are very useful for when you are too far away from home to "hold it" and need to use a public toilet.
Fun Gift Idea
by Kathleen Kopecky (5 out of 5 stars)
January 9, 2019
I bought this for a female relative that I've traveled with in the past. We have lamented on the various states of public restrooms in our travels, so this was a funny yet practical gift for her.
I love these boxes and all the fun prank stuff i ...
by Terry Gottsleben (5 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2016
I love these boxes and all the fun prank stuff i put inside. I bought these as part of a "white elephant" gift and it was a great hit. There's nothing as enjoyable as seeing everyone laugh and having fun with this stuff. Thank you for your silly outrageous sense of humor it was a great time.
by Cory Cooley (4 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2018
This was a hit at our family Christmas...our family germa-phobe loved it! It did contain all the items listed and it was noted that it was re-fillable!
by K. Spangler (5 out of 5 stars)
February 19, 2018
It was a big hit at our white elephant party.
by Yanci (4 out of 5 stars)
March 29, 2019
Got it as a gift to a friend who is germaphobic. It is a very small package. I was very taken back by that. Ite a funny gift lol
It's actually got some useful stuff in it
by Thomas Avery (3 out of 5 stars)
May 6, 2018
It's actually got some useful stuff in it... but no toilet paper? Seriously? I suppose I could still use my socks.
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