Stained Underwear Wallet

Product Description

"The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.
Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4"x10" hidden compartment with Velcro closure and realistic "special markings".

Leave the "Brief Safe" in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or curious snoop will skid to a screeching halt as soon as they see these.

Each Brief Safe is handmade from brand new cotton underwear."

Features

• DIVERSION SAFE - Secret stash safe hidden pocket in the fly secures important travel documents, cash, credit cards, passport
• SECRET STASH COMPARTMENT - Hidden compartment to stash items built into the fly that secures your valuables. Velcro closure; Pocket Dimensions: 4 x 10 inches
• SECURE CLOSURE - Hidden compartment secures your secret valuables with hook and loop, ensuring items stay hidden inside the briefs
• HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT - Hand painted realistic special markings that will deter any would be thief from going near this item while ransacking a room
• MULTIPURPOSE USE FOR ALL - Not meant to be worn. Best as diversion safe, can be used for holiday gag gift Christmas for him. Always a hit, Works every time.

Top Reviews

Nobody will look through your stuff for sure if you pack these in your suitcase.
by Cristie (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2017

OMG!!!! We have a family tradition with my parents of exchanging gag gifts at Christmas and picking a winner for the best one. I definitely won with this one. This is hilarious, comes with stains on both sides. Real pair of tighty whities.
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My mother didn't find it funny, but my dad and I did
by Jen (5 out of 5 stars)
July 12, 2017

Hilarious. I gave it to my dad for Father's Day. My mother didn't find it funny, but my dad and I did.
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Legit!
by SRW In Eugene (5 out of 5 stars)
February 1, 2017

Legit! Stains without the smell, and the compartment is discreet enough to hide the family jewels though they must be small jewels.
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I'd enthusiastically recommend this gift to any prank-loving folks
by Rosie Fields (5 out of 5 stars)
December 13, 2017

This gag gift has gotten a surprising (also amazing) amount of use. I gave it initially to my boyfriend for his birthday because I thought it would be hilarious...He then pointed out that nobody would be fooled since he doesn't even wear tighty whities...DOH! Somehow, this underwear made it's way to the office and we continually pranked our boss and coworkers with it. The screams of horror were especially delightful! I'd enthusiastically recommend this gift to any prank-loving folks. I can't speak for the usefulness of the safe (actually, now that I think about it, I have no idea where these are now...) but the hilarity of being able to prank unsuspecting folks with them makes them a definite must-buy!
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these don't have a very big area to stash the ...
by Amazon Customer (3 out of 5 stars)
November 11, 2017

these don't have a very big area to stash the $$CASH in and alos they are see through..so when you put money into them you can see I!!why not put an extra piece of cloth in it to make then NOT see through?? so user beware! you will need to wrap your cash or ID in white cloth to really disguise it at all.
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Best gag gift EVER!
by Shelly Harves (5 out of 5 stars)
January 25, 2018

This is a total hoot for a gag gift! I placed money in the fly for my grandson. He had no idea there was money hiding. He was honestly scared to touch it. It looks sooo real! The other 18 of us watching him open it laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes. My son-in-law said that is a gift that keeps on giving and will be regifting it.
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White elephant
by Dog (5 out of 5 stars)
January 6, 2017

Great white elephant gift
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I love the look on people's face
by Anita Hampton (5 out of 5 stars)
September 3, 2012

These things are not scratch and sniff but the packaging does enable a scent I wouldn't mind not smelling again! These underwear repulsed everyone I tried explaining the functionality to. I loved it!!! Can't wait to hand them over in customs when I travel. Might wear them outside my clothes for TSA
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poor design rip off price
by r (2 out of 5 stars)
July 15, 2019

This was made really poorly. Not impressed
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Co-workers got a good laugh!
by LakeLover215 (5 out of 5 stars)
November 12, 2015

Funny gag gift for office exchange :)

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