Surge Soda Case

Product Description

The same great taste from the 1990s is back, now in a larger 16oz can. SURGE is the bolder citrus soda that fuels a familiar rush from back in the day. Available on Amazon Pantry. [Read more]

Features

• SURGE is back
• Pack of twelve, 16 fl oz cans of citrus flavored soda with other natural flavors
• Citrus flavored soft drink
• Convenient, On-the-Go 16oz cans
• SURGE originally existed in the US 1996-2001 - back now due to popular demand

Top Reviews

Just drank my first Surge in over 12 years. ...
by AJ (5 out of 5 stars)
September 16, 2014

Just drank my first Surge in over 12 years. I was taken back to 1999. Tastes exactly how I remember. My only regret is not ordering more.
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Nostalgia!!!
by Ant (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

Now if we can convince Doritos to bring back 3D Doritos, I can sit in my living room, playing my Gameboy with my recorded version of Good Burger on VHS playing in the background, and feel like i never left the 90's
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I looked down at my Mtn Dew with disgust and shame
by Austin Mattingly (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

As I clicked place order, I looked down at my Mtn Dew with disgust and shame. I think she knows shes been replaced.
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Nectar of the Gods
by Bobby Bureau (5 out of 5 stars)
March 13, 2017

The day started just like any other. Wake up early, brush my teeth, shower, and watch the morning news. Everything was just as usual... only something didn't feel right.

I ignored the exceptionally handsome weatherman on the KTVU News team to ponder where the strange feelings I had about my morning were coming from.
*Ding! Dong!*

The doorbell wrang, wich was peculiar, so I got up with a slight gusto and opened the front door. Nobody was there. I shut the door and walked back to the living room table to finish my Fruity Pebbles when I heard an echoing whisper from outside.
"Nectar of the Gods..." it muttered quietly.

I could see a bright light pouring through the cracks in the door frame. Feeling incredibly compelled, I opened the door.

Just then trumpets and or orchestral angels played a symphony of holy music. Light shown down from the heavens above to my front doorstep to reveal my amazon pantry box full of Surge Soda. My heart lit up and I felt a love and joy from beyond this realm.

I spared no time. I ran inside with the package and knocked the flower vase and fruity pebbles from the living room table to make room for the Surge. I grabbed a bowl and liquid nitrogen from the lab and instantly chilled my new ethereal beverage of the Gods.

I cracked open the can and paused for a moment.
"There's no going back." I thought to myself.

I smirked and chugged the entire 16 fl oz can of Surge in one amazing stream. I then lifted the can into the air triumphantly and let out a victory cry. Power surged through me like lightning bolts. My muscles bulged from my body like Goku from Dragon Ball Z. My neurons strengthened, grew, and created new neural networks that increased my intelligence tenfold. I became my final form... It was like me but times diamond!

I ran outside, not bothering to put on pants. My neighbor Larry across the street glared at me with his beautiful smile and wonderful family by his side. He was just about to get into his Lamborghini wich he loved to rub into my face. I marched across the street to put an end to his "one-upping" lifestyle.

He put his family behind him for protection.
"Bobby. Buddy. Is there something I can do for you?" He said nervously.

I smiled and pushed him out of the way. I picked up his car and threw it miles into space with little effort. He and his family were stunned. I looked at his wife with a smile. She backed up to the garage door with fear and lust in her eyes. I threw her to the ground and grabbed Larry by the hands. Blushing and giggling, I gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"I'll see you later Larry, but right now I need to take care of something.

I knelt down into the Terminator pose and then jumped up, blasting off into the atmosphere.

I came down into the parking lot of my work, leaving a massive crater and burning squirrels in its place.

I marched in to find my good for nothing slacker of a boss. The same one who demoted me and took my favorite paper weight.
"You! You thought you could just tease me with that cute little butt of yours all this time and get away with it? I don't think so!" I said confidently.

He cowered in fear. I grabbed him and whipped him around.
"You're cute when you're scared! Tee Hee!" I giggled.

The rest is history. What should have been an ordinary day filled with dissapointment and shame, became the first day of the rest of my newfound glorious life. Thank you Surge.
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Five Stars
by David Sally (5 out of 5 stars)
September 16, 2014

I cancelled my iPhone 6 preorder for more Surge
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Dyno-mite
by Joel R. Cotton (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

I am converting my 401k into Surge. I am gonna ride out this market.
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Five Stars
by JR (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

I just spent 45 dollars on soda and i'm not even mad
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
by Marusame (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

Gimme ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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This nektar of the gods is second to none!
by Mike (5 out of 5 stars)
June 15, 2015

This nektar of the gods is second to none! What a blessing to have this amazing delicious drink from my past back in the present!!!
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My wife told me that she would leave me if ...
by Roman Maslov (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2014

My wife told me that she would leave me if I spent our retirement fund on Surge. Silly wife, how else did you think I was going to fit 3 pallets of Surge in our bedroom?!

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