A Can Of Whoop Ass

Brand: BluePirate
Model: PDP017
EAN: 0712324580723
Category: Food & Drinks
Price: $6.49  (53 customer reviews)
Dimension: 4.00 x 4.00 x 4.00 inches
Shipping Wt: 0.75 pounds
Availability: In Stock.
Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5 stars
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Product Description

Bring your threats to fruition by literally opening up a can of whoop ass on somebody! This awesome gag gift comes with a highly detailed and informative label complete with comical graphics and a list on ingredients that include "1/2 cup of pain" an


  • Can of Whoop-Ass!
  • Open a Can on Someone Today!
  • Give a Can to a Hothead Friend Today!
  • True Contents: Compost

Top Reviews

For my Brother
by cassandra deLapp (5 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2018

My Brother Ryan just got home from the hospital a few days ago, after being on life support for the past 10 days. He almost died, it was an extremely rough time for our family. I am very sarcastic and cracked a lot of jokes, trying to keep our family from loosing it (my brother and I can be pretty raunchy when it comes to our jokes and sarcasm) one thing I did keep telling him he had a can of Whoop Ass coming his way for the hell we went through. Now I can actually give him one!! That's until he's strong enough for an actual @ss kicking. Thanks for getting it here so quick, it makes for a most excellent and well deserved Christmas gift! ❤️
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Gave this to our son for Christmas... ...
by sommer (5 out of 5 stars)
January 18, 2018

Gave this to our son for Christmas... just hope we don't have to open it on him. We'll see.
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by Tigerkitty (5 out of 5 stars)
August 30, 2016

The person it was intended for was more than happy to receive this. It was great to see the look on his face and even captured in photo. He said to my husband that he had been proven wrong (thinking there was no can of whoop-ass). He now has it in his office, where he can be reminded every day that it does exist and that people are willing to use when necessary.

Great gag gift if it is what you are looking for.
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Don't make me open it.
by Padremellyrn (5 out of 5 stars)
May 24, 2018

Ya, the boss is like "oh noes we can't have that around" so I put it behind the minions.
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Kicks Ass
by Jordan Watson (5 out of 5 stars)
February 17, 2019

This can of whoop ass kicks so much ass, airport security felt the need to take it from me. They proceeded to joke around with each other with it and it remains in the custody of North Caroline airport TSA and security. Great gag gift. Not safe for flying.
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Had it's intended effect
by D. Rader (5 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2019

I bought this for a coworker as part of her Christmas present in a grab-bag drawing. We've laughed about opening a can of whoop ass previously with each other. So when she saw the small box in the gift bag and began opening it, she stopped and said, "Is this a can of whoop ass?" She pulled it all the way out of the box and said, "It IS a can of whoop ass!" And it gave her a good laugh. Mission accomplished! Thank you people that made the can of Whoop Ass!
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Exactly as Pictured
by Been There Done That (5 out of 5 stars)
July 12, 2019

It's totally insane to buy a can of compost with a whoop-ass label on it, but everyone should. One, it's funny. Threatening to open a can of whoop-ass on someone, always gets the point across in a humorous way. And two, it's a great motivator. We gave it to someone who was just starting chemo - open as needed to kick cancer's butt.
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Five Stars
by Daniel S. (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2018

Bought for a Christmas gift-shipped promptly-no problems A++++
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Perfect for those who tough members
by caryn ostergren (5 out of 5 stars)
December 22, 2018

So my mother is someone who would "open a can of whoop-a" on someone, so this gift was perfect for her. We wouldn't actually be opening up the can and those who are curious as to what's in the can... from what the other reviewers said it's basically just compost and when we shake the can it sounds like dirt.
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Great gift
by Randy Thompson (5 out of 5 stars)
March 12, 2017

Popeye would be proud to open a can of this.

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