Asswipes Flushable Hygiene Wipes

Product Description

Brought to you by the same trusted creator of the popular Fresh Balls line of products in this everyday flushable wipe, ASSWIPES! With chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E these wipes are sure to replace every wipe you need. This wipe is fragrance, alcohol, and paraben free so it's safe for your ass, crotch, pits, face and feet! And your kids too! 45 Dispersible flushable all over wipes per pouch, 71/4 x 71/4. These biodegradable moist towelettes are skin safe to leave it clean and soft! "Note - Please open the package to find the actual item inside. The package necessarily may not indicate the actual item inside to prevent stock from being seen as the product is a genital hygiene cream."

Features

• Asswipes (1 Pack) 45ct flushable wipes by Fresh Body - Pre-moistened rinse-free wet wipes for butt, body and bathroom hygiene. Flushable butt wipes, safe and fully dispersible in sewer systems. | Made without parabens, alcohol, or added fragrance. Hypoallergenic. Not tested on animals just humans.
• Asswipes are a moist towelette with a secret skin safe formula, infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E to leave your skin soft and smooth while getting you clean. Great for Sensitive skin.
• Made for Men and Women - use on your body, butt, armpits, face, and anywhere else. These personal cleansing wipes are sure to replace every wipe you need. Safe to use for all ages, babies, toddlers and kids too.
• Large Moist Towelettes 7.25" x 7.25" heavy duty size. Made from durable microcloth that is up to 8x stronger than other body wipes. Unlike the other wipes, Asswipes won't rip.
• Great for a quick cleanup on-the-go for public toilets and outhouses, post gym workouts, travel, camping, hikers, hunters, truckers, bikers, soldiers, firefighters or anyone working long shifts. If you can get dirty in life, a little asswipe can clean you up

Top Reviews

Large, clean smelling and durable.
by Oldcaywest (5 out of 5 stars)
September 22, 2018

The name is the draw, but the damned things actually are one of the better adult wipes on the market! These are definitely for men on the go as they are virtually odor-free, large and much more heavy duty than most sports wipes. They are great for military or first responders who work long shifts or have a hard time keeping clean in the field for 72+ hours at a time training.

There are no obnoxious "Axe" type "coverup" scents. Other than using in their namesake's location, they are great for a quick "sponge bath" type cleanup when you have to be somewhere in 10 minutes, and it's an 8-minute commute! So long as you didn't just get done cleaning out horse stalls, a quick wipe down will get you through a quick meeting or appearance that isn't likely to turn intimate. In which case you say a prayer and dole out the "man-love" in generous portions, so it overwhelms any lingering malodorous areas above OR below the waist!

So the short answer is these are great for a quick cleanup and make you feel fresh and clean and may even fool the one you love. At least once. Trying it twice, ur on ur own!
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Smart Branding
by David J Tyreman (5 out of 5 stars)
November 9, 2017

As a 'brand' guy this product's name and packaging are very witty. The product works as promised and is safe to flush. What more could you want other than other products from this company like their 'Fresh Balls' cream, such smart and right to the point naming for a very specific market.
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Quality products. Cleverly marketed
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
August 31, 2018

The product was excellent. I purchased this for my 21 yr old grandson after a surgery which left him immobilized . As a nurse, I was aware of the Benefits of using disposable cleansing cloths. I took a risk on this brand to get a smile from him. We were not disappointed . The wipes and the smile were therapeutic.
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I love this product
by Christina Honeycutt (5 out of 5 stars)
October 14, 2017

I love this product. It's adult size. I've taken it traveling abroad and they came in handy. Keeping my behind fresh and clean. It's also great in the car when you're on the go and there's a mess to clean up.
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Does exactly what it should. And a great product name
by Lisa Williams (5 out of 5 stars)
October 9, 2018

Brilliant product. Brilliant name. I want to work for this company. Because if you can hold a meeting to come up with a name for this product and have it be what it is, then I know that y'all are a great bunch of folks and I'd love to work with you. But anyhow more about your product . Not much of a scent which I absolutely appreciate. This household doesn't do well with sense because of asthma. Our bums are happy will definitely repurchase again
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I love the novelty and they work well
by Ashley,Top Contributor: Pets (4 out of 5 stars)
March 1, 2018

I love the novelty and they work well, but be warned, if you have sensitive skin, this may not work for you. My boyfriend has no issues with these, but when I use them, my skin gets a rash.
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I now use these everyday !
by Benjamin P. (5 out of 5 stars)
September 13, 2017

I started using these everyday ! They really work ! Especially for the armpits ! After a long day at work, these are great for freshening up before going out for the evening.
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These are not just for wiping butts!
by R. Naughton (5 out of 5 stars)
November 11, 2018

I like the size and toughness of these wipes. We use them in the bathroom, but also keep a pack in the car to clean up my toddler grandson's face and hands during car trips. The name sure gets a response from guests, too!
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Not damp enough with unpleasant order
by skiouting (1 out of 5 stars)
December 25, 2018

I wanted to replace Cottonelle wipes with something cheaper. These were disappointing. They are advertised as odorless yet I found that they have an off-putting odor.
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Love the Name
by Daniel S. Hall (5 out of 5 stars)
October 5, 2017

Perfect for hiking and backpacking. Also I love the name.

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