Cocaine And Pussy Energy Drinks

Product Description

100% NATURAL INGREDIENTS BLENDED TO CREATE THE BEST TASTING ENERGY DRINK IN THE WORLD.

Pussy Natural Energy spent two years in development, to achieve a natural energy drink that tastes great. Made with only the finest ingredients sourced from around the globe.

Milk Thistle - A Mediterranean herb which protects and improves liver function. Famously used as a hangover remedy.

Guarana - Native to South America, and used for millennia by indigenous Amazonians for physical endurance, increased focus and memory.

Eleuthero - Also known as Siberian ginseng, eleuthero has antioxidant properties and has been used to naturally combat high blood pressure and as a general immune booster for thousands of years.

Sarsaparilla - Known to both cleanse the blood and provide enhanced strength, sarsaparilla has been used in drinks throughout history, including early natural root beers.

PUSSY NATURAL ENERGY MIXES SMOOTHLY INTO WELL CRAFTED COCKTAILS.

All Natural ingredients allow Pussy Natural Energy to mix smoothly into well crafted cocktails, not overpowering the other flavors like some mixers. The result is a highly enjoyable, refreshing cocktail. Get creative yourself or try one of these recipes created by world-class mixologists!

Check the images for some of our suggested cocktail recipes! We encourage you to mix up some cocktails of your own, and share them with us! We might feature your drink on social media or right her on our website!

THE DRINK IS PURE, ITS YOUR MIND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

Now you don't have to settle; get the boost you need without compromising on taste, and filling your body with harmful chemicals. Pussy Natural Energy does not contain taurine, synthetic caffeine, or artificial ingredients.

Features

• PREMIUM PRODUCT: Our ingredients are sourced from around the globe
• Milk thistle, eleuthero, sarsaprilla, guarana, and green coffee beans will provide you will an all natural caffeine
• Organic grape juice from Spain, lime juice from Brazilian limes, Siberian ginseng, South American guarana, and Mediterranean milk thistle
• Milk thistle, eleuthero, sarsaprilla, guarana, and green coffee beans will provide you will an all natural caffeine

Top Reviews

I got them some pussy
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
January 29, 2017

My friends were thirsty and I told them I would get them some pussy. They don't talk to me much anymore now
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Being a first-timer, I must say, I love Pussy!!!!
by bouncypuppy (5 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2017

Bought as a gag, but being a heterosexual female I tried one. Never having tried Pussy before in my life I was quite surprised that I loved it! I think I am hooked!
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great!
by Daniel Hettman Jr. (5 out of 5 stars)
June 7, 2015

Shipped it to my buddy. Only pussy he ever had. He liked it.
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Gotta Love The Taste of Pussy
by Ellen S. Wilds (5 out of 5 stars)
January 24, 2017

Wow, I never thought I would write an online review about loving the taste of Pussy, but then these are times in which we live. I mostly bought this for the gag value of the can, but found that I liked the flavour. Can't wait to offer some to a friend and really hope that it becomes the drink of choice in the current White House.
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Five Stars
by Matt (5 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2017

Doesn't taste like I thought it would.
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Five Stars
by VvTheDuckvV (5 out of 5 stars)
April 22, 2018

Share one with a friend! Just don't get your tongue caught in the aluminum opening.
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Five Stars
by UmmHi (5 out of 5 stars)
February 5, 2017

Purchased as a gag gift for a friend, but found the drink to be surprisingly tasty.
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Great stuff. Even my pussycat likes
by Frank (5 out of 5 stars)
October 2, 2016

Great stuff.

Even my pussycat likes it
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I love this stuff.
by Cap'n Dave (5 out of 5 stars)
June 24, 2018

Ok, so after posting a picture of this stuff the other day, and a few of us joking about it, I decided that I needed to try some Pussy for myself, but wasn't sure how to go about finding some Pussy. After a short search, I found it on Amazon, but wasn't sure about paying 14 bucks for 4 shots of Pussy. After a little thought, I decided what the hell, you only live once. Besides, that seems to be a reasonable price for that much Pussy. I ordered it and it arrived on Friday. After reading the label, I noticed that it was 100% natural ingredients. My first thought was, "what kind of natural ingredients go into making a shot of Pussy?" Turns out it's just natural juices and other natural flavors. After letting it chill overnight, I finally tried my first shot of Pussy Saturday morning. The flavor was surprising. It wasn't too sweet and it was very satisfying to my tongue, and didn't have a nasty aftertaste. After my first shot, the first thing that I wanted to do was go back to sleep, but I had shit to do, so I got up and got my day going. My energy level, for that early in the morning, was pretty good, with no nasty crash to come later. Overall, a very satisfying shot of Pussy. I won't say that I am now addicted to Pussy, but I am looking very forward to my next shot, especially considering the natural ingredients. Turns out, Pussy may actually be good for you.
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Could be great but probably not
by PolishPanda (1 out of 5 stars)
October 21, 2016

Taste: Awesome

Size: Perfect (there are too many drinks that only make 12oz)

Price: Over exaggerated

Price is everything. Redbull get's to be #1 brand in US and Canada, and it's cases are $33. These guys nobody even heard of except on amazon and maybe a few local stores in their main distribution locations and are overpricing and not willing to work wit people at all on price drop.

They really need to consider a multi-case discount if they want to have their brand known. I was going to order 10 cases and have it appear a huge event this past week. I emailed the company and they refused any discount and actually would of been more expensive to buy from them.

I know the energy drink market is huge but i also know the real cost. This is no more than .20cents per can. Markup is way too high.

The case shouldn't be more than $29. $46 is a rip off.

In today's market and unstable ideas, "REVIEW" make or break a company! I have seen so many businesses shut down because of poor decisions and management. Mainly they all thought their product was the best so they overcharged. Guess what....kerplunk! eventually they will collapse on them selves, reduce production and try to lower prices to get rid of product that is about to expire all because they wanted a huge profit margin. That's not how it works. Every good energy drink company knows, quality is important but it's the quantity of sold products that matter. Just like the Pencil industry or Pens if you will. $3 for a pack of 12. Yeah it probably cost them .02cents to make, and it's a decent margin, but it's not much right? But, millions are sold everyday still. Giving them room to grow and expand on ideas.

In business every owner has to remember you will lose in the first year, but if you do it right and keep at it, maybe in few years you will see real growth.

So in closing, good luck, we will see where you are in next 2-5 years. Will you be in stores across the country? most likely not with the current business model. Maybe a few crappy night clubs. But thats all it will be. There is a reason they chose Amazon, to expand, yet they don't want to budge on their pricing. Very Sad.
[...](2011) 5 years later, they are still nothing ///Amazon did not allow the links to appear for whatever reason google the drink
[...] (those prices on amazon would sell - not local stores) they sold cases at stores because nobody bought them for 10.99

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