Protect your furry friend when traversing over rugged terrain by putting him in these pet trekking boots. They not only look stylish and fit comfortably, but safeguard against abrasive surfaces and help insulate the paws against extreme temperatures.

Keep yourself from drowning in the pussy next time you find yourself plunging into a revitalizing muff-dive by wearing this glow in the dark pussy snorkel. With this handy contraption you'll be able to perform uninterrupted cunnilingus with ease.

Light up the club when you walk in wearing these colorful LED shoes. They feature a timeless all-white design while the sole comes embedded with LEDS that shine in one of seven vibrant hues like puke green, pay attention to me yellow, and dead on the

Give your feline friend yet another reason to loathe your existence by dressing him up in this cat pirate costume. This adorable ensemble goes over your pet's two front legs and is made from a soft and breathable fabric to provide a comfortable fit.

Keep your tootsies warm and looking cute on cold days with these Totoro Soot Sprite slippers. Each slipper features a large and adorable fuzzy black creature guaranteed to brighten up your day and put a smile on your face.

Stay afloat in the water without exerting yourself by using this hands-free flotation device. Capable of holding up to 180 lbs, it's covered in a soft water-resistant fabric that is complemented with a neoprene crotch for comfort in the loins.

Get the party going by firing off shots into every thirsty and sober guest's mouth with help from this cowboy drink slinger holder. One side features a handy bottle holder while the other comes equipped with special shot glass holders. Yeehaw!

Bring everything your furry friend may need in the wild without adding to your bulk by using this dog harness backpack. It features a range of pockets and zippered compartments for storage and features a weight distribution system to provide stabilit

Own a piece of basketball history by adding these flu game edition Jordan 12's to your collection. This iconic pair of kicks are the same edition worn by His Airness during game 5 of the 1997 finals against the Jazz where MJ scored 38 points while si