Easily categorize the greatness of your facial hair as it grows over time using this beard measurement chart shirt. You'll be able to track your daily progress as it goes from a 'manly' stubble to a distinguished 'wizardly' mane.

Introducing the male equivalent of the push-up bra -- the padded muscles shirt! This revolutionary t-shirt gives you the look of a defined muscular body without having to endure any difficult exercise, bodybuilding, or commitment to proper nutrition.

Avoid unsightly sweat marks by covering up your lady parts with the Ta-Ta towel. Available in various sizes and fashionable color options, this game changing garment helps prevent rashes caused by moisture buildup and fights against boob sweat.

Loafing around will take on new meaning once you spend a day vegging around your home in these comfy bread slippers. These comical slippers are styled like two light and fluffy loafs of bread that look like they just came out of the oven.

If you're the Daisy Dukes type then you'll love hitting the water in a denim bikini this summer. These sizzling bikinis are made from high-quality jean material and come in a number of styles so you're guaranteed to find one that is perfect for you.

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.

You're tough and you know it, now let the rest of the world know it too every time you sport the "I'm Fine" bloody shirt. Even after the freak accident left you with an enormous blood-drenched gash over your right kidney you'll be just fine -- it's only a flesh wound!

Become the personification of not giving an F by hitting the streets in this giant middle finger mask. In this comical and impossible-to-miss mask, you'll effortlessly flip off everyone you come in contact with while simultaneously becoming the life of the party.

Get superior protection from this DuPont hazmat suit. This individually packaged coverall features a breathable and comfortable fit that won't hinder movement and will effectively stop hazardous particles down to 1 micron in size.