Create amazing body art with little mess using these face and body crayons. The set comes with 12 brightly colored non-toxic crayons that are specially designed to paint on the skin with no irritation and can be easily wiped clean with a little soap and water.
Writer David Vienna brings us Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need. It's a book full of smart and funny parenting advice to help you cope with raising kids. Namely to chill the hell out. Because losing your shi shi over the trials and tribulations of child rearing isn't gonna help said child rearing. Which is pretty valid advice about life in general - freaking out hardcore will never benefit your situation. Unless you're like participating in some kind of freak out competition. In which case okay. But that is the one and only time.
In news that will make you go :( iPotty is a toilet for kids that has a built in iPad stand. It's so your little munchkin is properly entertained while he's going to the bathroom. Like I dunno check out Facebook peep Instagram play Angry Birds or whatever. One thing's for true is if that expensive piece of equipment falls into the doo-doo pit you know what you're gonna have? Angry Turds. Jk jk Angry Parents. Poops don't got feelings ya big silly!
OMG, Barbie be barefoot and pregant, yall! Jk jk, it's actually some kind of bizarro world Barbie doll who is capable of getting pregnant because I'm assuming she's actually got privates. Still no nipples though! Well, you know what they say: you can't win em all. Judith comes with a spring-loaded baby in her belly. The best part is after she's popped that little sucker out, she retains that flat stomach she was rocking pre-getting knocked up. You know, just like what happens in real life! Watch the video to see a live baby doll birth!
Sand castles seem to fall into two different categories: really freaking amazing and absolutely dreadful. Oh, you filled a bucket with sand and turned it upside down? Fabulous. And I don't know about you, but the really large scale projects are never spotted on my lazy beach days. These World Landmarks Sand Molds finally let regular folks who aren't down with baking in the sun all day, create something pretty cool. Kids and adults alike can explore design, angles and ancient architecture through some exciting sand play. The set includes the Parthenon, Taj Mahal, Mayan Pyramid, Pyramid and Colosseum.
Coloring is a lot of fun. It's also quite therapeutic. Since I'm terrible at coloring nicely, I prefer the books with extra large designs to fill in. If I was any good, I might appreciate Outside The Lines. It includes pages filled by over 100 of today's creatives including graphic artists, cartoonists, and street artists. It's up to you to fill them in. Contributors include artists you're probably familiar with (if you're into that kind of thing) like Shepard Fairey, Ryan McGinness, and Buff Monster.
We've seen those little green army men turned into break dancers, gummi candies, Walking Dead zombies, and even a fruit bowl! Now here they are as mini yogis. Yoga Joes is a set of 9 little green army men doing yoga poses like headstand, cobra, child's pose, downward-facing dog, and more. You can pick up a set of your own for just $25 over at Amazon. Namaste, you guys.
Help your active toddler move throughout the house with record speed with these anti-slip baby knee protectors. Available in a range of colors these unisex accessories feature a durable sole over the knees that helps keep the skin safe while providing extra traction.
Transform your little critter into a cuddly ape before bedtime using this kid's monkey sleeping bag. It features fully immersible and movable limbs for added comfort velcro tabs for easy access in and out and is designed to fit children up to sixty inches tall.